Homsi: I was born in Lebanon.
Lebanese: 'Oh really, what part?'
Homsi: 'All of me, you silly Lebanese!!'
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A girl asked her Homsy boyfriend: 'Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?'
Sure replied the Homsy: 'What's your phone number?'
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Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed!!!
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What about the homsi's wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the second father.
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Homsi: 'Excuse me sir, what time is it?'
MAN: 'It's 3:15.'
Homsi: (puzzled look on his face) 'You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer..'
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A Homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'.
After thinking for a minute he said to himself 'oh well!' and turned around and returned home.
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A Homsi got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it said from '2-3 years'!!!
الخميس أبريل 08, 2010 12:36 am
